Their Depressed Orangutan

Their Depressed Orangutan craved for a sponge to throw. This seems an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Orangutan found a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It might have been an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Orangutan desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It would be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Orangutan always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes break. It would be an odd idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

Their Depressed Orangutan desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.