Retarded Orangutan

Retarded Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Retarded Orangutan desperately wanted a bag of flour to throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Orangutan searched for a mug to smash. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A mug is the item to opt for.

Retarded Orangutan desperately desired a sword that they would often annihilate This could be considered an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

Retarded Orangutan always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Retarded Orangutan carried a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.