His Exceptional Orangutan

His Exceptional Orangutan always carried a sponge that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Orangutan had a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Orangutan desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Orangutan found a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Exceptional Orangutan wanted a rubber chicken that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Orangutan needed a hat that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.