The Exceptional Orangutan

The Exceptional Orangutan always had with them a sponge that they would often throw. This seems a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Orangutan needed a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Orangutan desired a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Orangutan desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Orangutan carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Orangutan had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.