The Different Orangutan

The Different Orangutan desired a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Different Orangutan always had with them a set square that they sometimes share. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Orangutan owned a wig that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Orangutan desired a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Different Orangutan desperately looked for a teapot that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A teapot being the item selected.

The Different Orangutan desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.