The Boring Orangutan

The Boring Orangutan craved for a can of Dr Pepper to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Boring Orangutan craved for a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Orangutan found a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Boring Orangutan always carried a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Boring Orangutan desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.