The Brainy Orangutan

The Brainy Orangutan always carried a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Orangutan searched for a wig that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Orangutan desired a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Brainy Orangutan desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Orangutan searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Brainy Orangutan desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.