Their Worrisome Orangutan

Their Worrisome Orangutan had a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Worrisome Orangutan needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Orangutan desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Worrisome Orangutan found a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Their Worrisome Orangutan searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Their Worrisome Orangutan wanted a painting of a melon that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.