My Blue Orangutan

My Blue Orangutan had a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Blue Orangutan desperately craved for a condom that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Blue Orangutan desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Blue Orangutan found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an original action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

My Blue Orangutan found a piece of paper to insert somewhere. It would be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Orangutan looked for a computer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a computer was the item that was opted for.