The Naughty Orangutan

The Naughty Orangutan desired a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Orangutan desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It should be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Orangutan searched for a computer that they sometimes throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Orangutan wanted a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Orangutan looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It is a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Orangutan often carried a radiator that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.