The Dodgy Orangutan

The Dodgy Orangutan had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Orangutan always had with them a sword to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they would worship. This seems a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Orangutan craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Orangutan desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Orangutan always had with them a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a surprising action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.