Their Confused Orangutan

Their Confused Orangutan searched for a bat that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Orangutan often carried a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Orangutan owned a rubber chicken that they would worship. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

Their Confused Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Their Confused Orangutan had a ball to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

Their Confused Orangutan always carried a crown to sit and look at. This might appear to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was simply life. A crown was the item that was chosen.