The Adventurous Orangutan

The Adventurous Orangutan desperately needed a cup that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Orangutan wanted a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

The Adventurous Orangutan owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Adventurous Orangutan often carried a cheese grater that they would often play with. It was considered to be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Orangutan craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It would be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Orangutan desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.