Boring Orangutan

Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Boring Orangutan always carried a wig to play with. This seems to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Orangutan often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a helmet that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was stunning. A radiator being the chosen thing.

Boring Orangutan desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.