His Dodgy Orangutan

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His Dodgy Orangutan desperately needed a porno magazine to share. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

His Dodgy Orangutan had a set square that they would occasionally drop. It should be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A set square having that done to it

His Dodgy Orangutan always kept a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Orangutan often carried a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Orangutan looked for a sponge that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Orangutan wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.