Crypting Orangutan

Crypting Orangutan desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

Crypting Orangutan often carried a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Orangutan found a hat that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a hat having that done to it

Crypting Orangutan desperately desired a sponge that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Crypting Orangutan desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Crypting Orangutan carried a mug that they would eat. It would have been a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.