His Nervous Orangutan

His Nervous Orangutan always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Orangutan always had with them a sword that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Orangutan desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.

His Nervous Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Orangutan carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Orangutan desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.