A Magical Orangutan

A Magical Orangutan always had with them a hat that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Magical Orangutan desperately craved for a dildo to cuddle. It was a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Magical Orangutan often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Orangutan often carried a sack of potatoes that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Magical Orangutan desperately needed a porno magazine to drop. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it