Round Orangutan

Round Orangutan desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Round Orangutan desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a weird thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Round Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Round Orangutan desperately looked for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.

Round Orangutan owned a spade that they liked to smash. It should have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Round Orangutan had a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.