Her Beautiful Orangutan

Her Beautiful Orangutan found a lava lamp to put on his head. It would have been an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Beautiful Orangutan always had with them a tomato that they would break. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Her Beautiful Orangutan often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Beautiful Orangutan always had with them a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Beautiful Orangutan always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Beautiful Orangutan carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.