His Green Orangutan

His Green Orangutan desired a stretchman to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

His Green Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Green Orangutan had a tomato that they would smash. It should have been a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

His Green Orangutan desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Green Orangutan always carried a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. It was a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

His Green Orangutan owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.