Grumpy Orangutan

Grumpy Orangutan found a stapler to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was sublime. A stapler being the chosen item.

Grumpy Orangutan had a cucumber that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it

Grumpy Orangutan had a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It should be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

Grumpy Orangutan often carried a teapot to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Orangutan desperately needed a computer that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Orangutan desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.