A Red Orangutan

A Red Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar to put on his head. It would be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Red Orangutan needed a cheese grater to worship. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Orangutan needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It might have been a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

A Red Orangutan desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Red Orangutan desired a pint of cider that they would throw. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Red Orangutan carried a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.