His Gentle Orangutan

His Gentle Orangutan always had with them a sword to annihilate This seems a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a sword is the thing to select.

His Gentle Orangutan carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Orangutan craved for a teapot that they liked to share. It might be a new idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Gentle Orangutan needed a custard pie that they would play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Gentle Orangutan always kept a pint of beer to hug. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Orangutan found a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer being the item selected.