Her Round Orangutan

Her Round Orangutan needed a cheese grater that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Round Orangutan carried a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was fun. A spade is the item that was chosen.

Her Round Orangutan always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Round Orangutan desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Round Orangutan always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Round Orangutan had a vibrator that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.