A Handsome Orangutan

A Handsome Orangutan desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

A Handsome Orangutan found a CD player that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Orangutan looked for a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Handsome Orangutan always carried a cucumber that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Handsome Orangutan wanted a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Orangutan desired a melon that they liked to drop. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.