My Scary Orangutan

My Scary Orangutan found a little monkey that they liked to worship. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Orangutan always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Orangutan desired a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

My Scary Orangutan needed a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Scary Orangutan found a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

My Scary Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.