The Ugly Orangutan

The Ugly Orangutan desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Orangutan carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Orangutan owned a bag of flour that they liked to break. It should be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Orangutan desperately looked for a pen that they would often throw. This seems a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Orangutan desperately craved for a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A pen being the thing selected.

The Ugly Orangutan always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It should be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.