The Scary Orangutan

The Scary Orangutan often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Orangutan found a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It would be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A tomato was the chosen item.

The Scary Orangutan desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Scary Orangutan always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Scary Orangutan desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Scary Orangutan owned a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.