The Silly Orangutan

The Silly Orangutan found a teapot that they would often hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Orangutan desperately looked for a chocolate bar to put up their bum. It might be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Silly Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Silly Orangutan found a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Orangutan always kept a block of cheese to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was spectacular. A block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Orangutan always had with them a bat to worship. It might be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.