A Little Orangutan

A Little Orangutan wanted a crown to break. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

A Little Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was fun. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Little Orangutan had a teapot that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Little Orangutan searched for a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It should be a different idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Little Orangutan always had with them a vibrator that they liked to share. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be entertaining. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Little Orangutan desired a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.