My Different Orangutan

My Different Orangutan always kept a wig that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was simply life. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

My Different Orangutan had a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Different Orangutan wanted a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Different Orangutan craved for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be amazing. A little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Orangutan desired a hat that they would put up their bum. It would have been a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

My Different Orangutan wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.