The Confused Orangutan

The Confused Orangutan searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This seems an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Orangutan always kept a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Orangutan desperately desired a sword that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Confused Orangutan desired a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was sublime. A mug is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Orangutan wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.