Grumpy Orangutan

Grumpy Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Orangutan wanted a stapler to experiment on. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Orangutan desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Orangutan desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Orangutan always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Orangutan found a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.