A Crypting Orangutan

A Crypting Orangutan carried a computer that they would share. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

A Crypting Orangutan desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Orangutan searched for a helmet that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was selected.

A Crypting Orangutan needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Orangutan desperately wanted a cup that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

A Crypting Orangutan always carried a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.