The Nervous Orangutan

The Nervous Orangutan often carried a porno magazine that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Orangutan always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be exciting. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Orangutan searched for a radiator that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Orangutan needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Orangutan always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Orangutan always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A vibrator being the thing selected.