The Jolly Orangutan

The Jolly Orangutan desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

The Jolly Orangutan desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Orangutan needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Orangutan craved for a spade that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

The Jolly Orangutan carried a cucumber that they would often drop. This seems a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be sublime. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Orangutan carried a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.