The Bewildered Orangutan

The Bewildered Orangutan needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Orangutan craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Orangutan had a condom that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Orangutan always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Orangutan needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Orangutan owned a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen item.