My Lonely Orangutan

My Lonely Orangutan searched for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Orangutan needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Lonely Orangutan desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It was an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Orangutan craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Orangutan had a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Orangutan desired a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.