A Bum Loving Orangutan

A Bum Loving Orangutan always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Orangutan carried a stapler that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Orangutan desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Orangutan owned a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Orangutan found a custard pie to sleep with. This might appear to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Orangutan owned a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It was an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.