His Lucky Orangutan

His Lucky Orangutan often carried a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Lucky Orangutan desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Orangutan wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Orangutan always kept a melon that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Orangutan had a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. This seems a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Orangutan desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was exciting. A can of Tango is the thing to select.