My Nervous Orangutan

My Nervous Orangutan often carried a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Nervous Orangutan always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Orangutan searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Orangutan wanted a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Nervous Orangutan desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes eat. It is an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Orangutan searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.