Retarded Orangutan

Retarded Orangutan always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.

Retarded Orangutan wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Retarded Orangutan desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

Retarded Orangutan carried a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

Retarded Orangutan searched for a computer that they liked to share. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was simply life. A computer was the chosen item.

Retarded Orangutan carried a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was epic. A melon was the chosen thing.