My Big Orangutan

My Big Orangutan always kept a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be amazing. A ball is the thing to select.

My Big Orangutan desperately needed a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Big Orangutan always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Orangutan found a can of coke to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Big Orangutan wanted a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It should be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Big Orangutan carried a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A melon was the thing that was selected.