The Curious Paki

The Curious Paki desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Curious Paki always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Paki searched for a stretchman that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Curious Paki craved for a sponge that they would often break. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Curious Paki craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Paki often carried a custard pie that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.