His Boring Paki

His Boring Paki carried a computer that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer of all things.

His Boring Paki looked for a piece of paper that they would smash. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Paki needed a vibrator that they sometimes smash. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Paki desperately craved for a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Boring Paki often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was fun. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Boring Paki wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.