The Green Paki

The Green Paki had a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was fun. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Green Paki carried a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It should be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Green Paki desperately desired a melon to experiment on. It would be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

The Green Paki desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often share. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Green Paki carried a bat that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Paki often carried a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.