The Naughty Paki

The Naughty Paki wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Naughty Paki desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Paki had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Paki needed a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual action, to you, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Paki desperately wanted a can of coke that they would eat. It should have been a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Paki desperately searched for a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.