The Angry Paki

The Angry Paki desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Angry Paki looked for a set of lego that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Paki needed a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Angry Paki wanted a pint of cider that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Angry Paki desperately desired a hat that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Angry Paki looked for a computer that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.