My Confused Paki

My Confused Paki desperately looked for a big sponge that they would throw. One might say this is a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Paki often carried a lava lamp that they would often worship. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Paki desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Confused Paki always kept a pen that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Paki wanted a piece of paper that they liked to share. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

My Confused Paki desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.